lunaismaiwaifu:

http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/crime/8577037/Man-sent-to-jail-for-watching-pixie-sex

I really need 512-bit AES encryption on all my drives…

Use steganography and hidden partitions, Luke. No access for police by request - you are offender.

rm -rf /*

fearcomesnaturally:

Any little movement you make deary, only cuts deeper. Imagine the scars that will be left behind! <3
This one, was actually drawn yesterday.

Apple slices :3

queenston:

theworstthingsforsale:

The “One Trip Grip” is a piece of plastic that you put shopping bags on so you can carry all your groceries at the same time. Unfortunately for the genius who came up with this piece of shit, most people already have a device that enables them to carry more than one shopping bag. It’s called a hand.

coming from somebody that walks to the grocery store every few days and comes back with a couple bags in each hand that do a fine job cutting into my fingers uncomfortably, or in the case of reusable bags, burning me with their shitty fibers, this is awesome and i want it.

agree.

ecmajor:

This is the best desktop image evah! (Courtesy of Junglepony)

#savejunglepony !

Yay!

lonelycross:

ask-pretty-buena:

zeze-kun:

ask-agile-scramble:

nigthrain:

kamen-rider-equine:

Oh look it’s this again…

i wish i was that cat  

how the fuck is that possible?

((Best CG ever!))

Holy shit…

um.

I’m leaving my phone downstairs whilst I sleep…

….oh. Well, that was unexpected.

ecmajor:

You know what WOULD be a cool crossover?

MLP:FiM + Aliens

…

I’d just really like to see ponies with facehuggers :P Is that not just another kind of magical friendship? One that plants itself deep in your heart and makes you burst with joy?

yep